Please don’t touch my PC. Now this can mean a lot of things, so let me specify

Don’t shut down the PC or Log me Off
You shouldn’t shut down the PC or Log me Off
You wont turn of the PC or Log me Off

You shouldn’t use my PC without my permission
You can’t use my PC without my permission
You won’t use my PC without my permission.

This also means you will not touch my keyboard or the mouse at my desk. It is rather disappointing to see people steal mouse’s from their colleagues desks.

The last time you stole my mouse, will throw some light on what you got your hands on.

The mouse was more than a year and a half old.
If nothing it was always under my stinking palm’s which sweat a lot.
I had spilt things like tea, dropped cheese and mayonnaise on it and just rubbed it of with my bare hands.
There was a layer of black filth stuck under the mouse which wasn’t cleaned since the time I got the mouse. Now I am not sure what the components were, use your imagination! ;)
Last but not the least. I have chronic sinus. So my keyboard and mouse both have been victims of the fluids I excrete from my nose and mouth when I sneeze.

Well it’s just a disclaimer taking into consideration the welfare of people who either intend on using my computer or stealing something from my desk. This is in interest of the common employee who may not be aware of the consequences of such an act. Let me throw some light on what can possibly happen:

Viral Infections
Bacterial infections
protozoa
Fungi
Multicellular parasites

For further information on the same you can visit http://www.scientificpsychic.com/health/hygiene.html

Hope you had a good time reading the above. I merely intended to educate you about the facts. :)

Thank you for your time.

-vagueadonis