Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. ~Lily Tomlin


Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route. ~Author Unknown


Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window except that the birds might eat them. ~Martin H. Fischer, Fischerisms


A miracle drug is any drug that will do what the label says it will do. ~Eric Hodgins

In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. ~Author Unknown


God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? ~Graffiti

Pharmaceutical companies will soon rule the world if we keep letting them believe we are a happy, functional society so long as all the women are on Prozac, all children on Ritalin, and all men on Viagra. ~The Quote Garden